The streets are all iced over now,
no going home tonight.
Break out the eggnog and last year's fruitcake,
the kind that no one liked.
And if the conversation's superficial,
just tune in to a TV special.
Stop for a breather in an upstairs bathroom,
you're gonna make it out alive.
Change the sheets on the bed in the guest room,
everything's gonna be alright.
And if your blood pressure's hitting at uncomfortable levels
just sit back and watch that TV special.
Put the best silverware out on the table,
ignore the passive slights.
Chatter away about the PTA,
plug in all the lights.
And if the conversation turns too personal,
just glue yourself to that TV special!
from Twelve Nights,
released January 30, 2013
Harrison Lemke - electric guitar, lead vocals, backing vocals & handclaps
Shawn Johnson, Luci Pounders, Brian Rainosek, & Erica Speegle - backing vocals & handclaps